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Joke of the Day

What do you call a group of disorganised cats?

A cat-tastrophe.

How do you make an octopus laugh?

With ten-tickles!

What do you call cheese that’s not yours?

Nacho cheese!

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

Why are seagulls called seagulls?

 

Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

How do all the oceans say hello to each other?

They wave!

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